Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	148
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mines Excavated:	2111	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	8042	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Emeralds Found:	7746	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	139
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5405
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragons Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.