Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Emeralds Found:	4175
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1620	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	839	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Farms Harvested:	914	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	2462	Villages Defended:	19
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.