Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1567	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Towns Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	193
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Items Found:	2689

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Void Gems Collected:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Farms Harvested:	191	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Potions Brewed:	64
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1203
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	5128
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	New Chunks Explored:	300344
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1134	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ores Mined:	9773

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.