Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	386279
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	7209

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5861
Towns Built:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ores Mined:	5673	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	5724	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	9936
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SmiteCraft

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Emeraldcraft

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ores Mined:	7449
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PeopleCraft

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DroughtnutCraft

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MiMinecraft.com

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ingenious Gaming

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.