Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9168
Animals Bred:	108	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Undisclosed Gaming

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	218

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tinycraft 1.7.2

Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RoamCraft Networks

Mini Games, Prison, PvP

RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	401236	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlazeMc

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Let’s Mine Reallife

You will soon find our detailed server description here Look forward to it! 😀

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ElitePvpGaming

198.154.103.121 that is my ip hope to see you then

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JanjaTown Prison

A PRISON SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5335
New Chunks Explored:	857780	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Geomecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated Minecraft Server With Everything You Can Imagine and More from Creative to PVP, including Games. You can enjoy the best experience in Minecraft, and you can also talk to us through our private ts (Team Speak) (ts.geomecraft.com). You will enjoy a wide variety of games and activities and also periodically perform Habra events. Visit Our website http://www.geomecraft.com/ for better information. We are waiting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BWL Servers

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Custom World Generation Friendly Players No Lag No pay2win Server Shop – /shop Land Claims – /claim Skyblock – /is Plotworld – /plot auto

Why play on the big networks or random servers hosted on Grandma’s wifi? We’ve been around since 2012 and aren’t going anywhere.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Wynncraft – Minecraft MMORPG

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock

Wynncraft is the largest fully-featured MMORPG Minecraft server. No mods required!

Explore a vast and rich world with thousands of other players! Forge your own path! No mods are required to play.

Choose between 5 classes and 15 archetypes. Level up, trade on the player market, slay bosses, discover secrets and loot, capture territories with your guildmates, and much more. The choice is yours!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AU Gamers

FREE Tekkit Server (Race to Space) 50 Slots. Claim Blocks, Store. 4 Admins. Come and have a blast.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Go-Craft Server network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games

Hello Minecrafters, We are GoCraft, a server network, we are trying to be the best for each player, we wil help the player from start to finish, we have servers for young and old for Dutch and English everything is possible,

Greetings Go-Craft Team,

[Cracked Server][GoldRush][survival 1.8 World][skyblock][factions][creative][kit_pvp every 24 hours automatic map rotation][No lagg][32 G b Ram][24/7]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.