Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7843
Animals Bred:	121	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	184	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4019	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Moon MC

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SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4454	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1701
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3404	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	622297	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.