Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Emeralds Found: 1002
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8515
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 172
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

    Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

    also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

    Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 421187 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Emeralds Found: 6686
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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