Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OP-Minecraft

Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Faction, Factions, Kits, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Survival server with Claim land, PVP, Raiding exposed chests, Teams, player warps, spawn protection, combat log penalty, USA Server, English chat only, friendly competition! Bedrock is supported w geyser on our end. Includes Dungeons and Taverns and a few other datapacks to make things fun! Vanilla. No downloading.

Java 1.21.1 server: play.op-minecraft.com website: https://op-minecraft.com discord: https://discord.gg/SerhatSx5r

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ores Mined:	1589
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OoneBlock

Auctionhouse, Boss, Crates, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Grinding, ISLAND, Join, Methods, Minecraft, Minehut, MONEY, OneBlock, OoneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Top, tops, Trade, Vanilla

Ooneblock.minehut.gg ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Welcome to OoneBlock, currently the Best running OneBlock server on Minehut, it is a very simple vanilla based oneblock with various methods to grind and grow your island and be one of the Tops.

The server is 4 weeks old, so hurry and join now and make tons of money and race to the top from Dailys, selling items either on AuctionHouse or Trade with players, Crates, Boss and many more methods you will discover once you join! so what are you waiting for?

We are now in need of staff members and more help

Join now on Ooneblock.minehut.gg – Discord: https://discord.gg/MqbsGtpZ

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Items Found:	8896
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

Authentic gameplay, build anything, CREEPERS, diamonds, endermen, explode, Find, INFORMATION, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, multiplayer, multiplayer experience, No hacking, no limits, Players, premium hardware, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, server quick menu, Set homes, SqueejCraft, Struggle, stunning view distances, Survival, Teleport Requests, Trade shops, vanilla-themed

SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Silly Furball Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Badass Women, comic book, COSPLAY, Edition, Fan art, FANTASY, Female Protagonists, Furball, Gaming, girls with guns, graphic novel, gunslinger, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, role playing, s/fur, Server, silly, strong female characters, video game

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5700	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

action scene, anime music, background music, battle, Battle Music, Battle Theme, Climax, Dramatic Music, Epic Music, fighting music, FINAL, final battle, heroic music, intense music, long tail tags, Minecraft, Music, music plays, OP music, Orchestral Music, Powerful Music, smp, Soundtrack, video game music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	111006
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3994
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	187	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	1365	Mines Excavated:	3970

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Star Shards Collected:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	217	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	630182
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.