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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7404 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.