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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5575 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.