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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2130 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.