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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 877 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2747 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.