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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6128 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.