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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8615 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.