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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4272 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.