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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1742 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 191 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 305450 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 417 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.