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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 734 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.