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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 9873 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.