Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 12
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Enchantments Applied: 196
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Alien Abductions: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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