Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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