Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	832887

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crops Grown:	7962	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Enchantments Applied:	117
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	5587	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7989
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	133
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.