Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6460
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2849	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8890	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Chimeras Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Towns Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	297	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Divine Spears Created:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2360

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.