Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Crops Grown:	4388	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2362
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1445	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	615	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	70

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	5929	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1273	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Potions Brewed:	90	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.