Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2086
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Farms Harvested:	141
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2125	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Holy Grails Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.