Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	904	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Potions Brewed:	178	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!