Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	4630	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Enchantments Applied:	82	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4455
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	239
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	249	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Farms Harvested:	386	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Alien Abductions:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Farms Harvested:	215	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	112
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2835
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.