Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	1234
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1308
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Buildings Constructed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Star Shards Collected:	65
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	3926	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Dragon Eggs Found:	5621	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
New Chunks Explored:	891325	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.