Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	129
Emeralds Found:	6445	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	895037	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5769
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5674	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8372	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1034	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1469
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	198	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Potions Brewed:	113
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.