Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ores Mined:	2617	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5937	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Farms Harvested:	895
Animals Bred:	61	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!