Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1508	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Potions Brewed:	87	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3688	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	296	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5708
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.