Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Crops Grown:	3834
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4651	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5059
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6050

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Star Shards Collected:	169	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	4909
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Mines Excavated:	4739

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	482
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	5157
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crops Grown:	7598	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9681

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.