Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5350	Dimension Hops:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Items Found:	4019

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Void Gems Collected:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1165	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	1078
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3849	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.