Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4607	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2831
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	451
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
New Chunks Explored:	501901	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4039	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	233966
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6432	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.