Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8090
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	193	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ores Mined:	8158

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Star Shards Collected:	300	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.