Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	774821
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	976381
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	263

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchantments Applied:	79	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	146054	Crops Grown:	1529
Dimension Hops:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.