Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7688
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5261	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Animals Bred:	127

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crops Grown:	6704

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4317	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Buildings Constructed:	45	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	2683
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Towns Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.