Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	New Chunks Explored:	269318
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1105
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crops Grown:	2280	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Swyft Minecraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Swyft, your next destination for an exceptional Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in the world of Swyft, a dedicated 1.20 Minecraft server that pushes the boundaries of creativity and community. Operating on Java and incorporating custom resources, our server creates a unique and immersive gameplay environment.But that’s not all! We’re currently hard at work on a Java and Bedrock Hybrid server, where Java players can seamlessly join forces with Bedrock players. Swyft is committed to fostering a united gaming community where players from both platforms can share their adventures and experiences.Support the Swyft community by participating in voting and unlocking exciting perks, including extra homes, chest shops, player vaults, spawners, and much more. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or just embarking on your gaming journey, Swyft warmly welcomes you to join our ever-growing community.Connect now to Swyft, the server where creativity knows no bounds, and the community is at the heart of every adventure. Your journey begins here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

gamemode Creative

Creative, Cross-Play

Asia’s largest CREATIVE ARCHITECTURE SERVER Everyone can receive Flat Personal World and Wild Personal Worlds for free to engage in personal creative activities. With this, unleash your creativity and create your own architectural masterpieces.Our server provides various features to allow players to enjoy creative activities freely. You can use a variety of functions including WorldEdit without any restrictions, enabling you to turn creative ideas into reality.Moreover, our server is enhancing multilingual support. With support for languages like English, Japanese, and more, you can communicate and collaborate with players from around the world.Make new friends and enjoy the joy of construction through Minecraft! We are waiting for you on our server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	152

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kohar Mc

Factions, Survival

You can’t find a server where you can consistently play on?KoharMC Is an exclusive faction server that will allow you to experience countless adventures and many memoriesThis server allows you to create your faction and let you release your inner conquerer.You can lead the strongest faction on the server and dominate everybody.You might want to become a headhunter and make money for the factions by hunting their enemy’s head.The possibilities are limitless. Join today and become an exclusive member of our community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6675
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

16-Bit MC

Skyblock, Survival

We aspire to be your Skyblock home. Server is new, however we’re here for the long haul! Come be a founding member of our server, build your Skyblock, and check out our unique cave system!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cake Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Cake Realm is a cross-play Minecraft server that focuses on Survival and Sky Block. The play through should be as normal as possible with some fun extra functions. So you can play with your friends with no compromises. This is the discord server where you get updates on the progress on the server and can connect with fellow Minecraft players.This server is a great and simple way for everyone to interact with the fantastic world which is Minecraft. Therefore do we have crossplay between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock. So you can play Minecraft with your friends no matter what.Game modes: Survival and Sky Block

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Planet X Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello Minecrafter! We invite you to our friendly community!We offer an immersive survival experience while staying completely true to the classic game style.To start playing, just join our Discord channel and submit an application. Don’t worry, we will quickly check it and you can immerse yourself in the exciting world of our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	4874	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Infernal Network

Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BetoCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Betocraft is a semi-anarchist Minecraft Java and Bedrock server. Basically you can do everything except use hacks and be toxic towards other members Port for minecraft bedrock: 19132English: BetoCraft is a cross-play Survival Minecraft Java and Bedrock server for Portuguese-speaking players. It includes features like PvP and Factions and is set up in offline mode (aka cracked). The server’s gameplay is semi-anarchy, so you can pretty much do everything except use hacks and be toxic with other members. To join BetoCraft from Bedrock Edition, use port 25565.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Aurora Middle School

Survival, Vanilla

A small friendly SMP with a vanilla experience and friendly players. We hope to see many new faces there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.