Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ores Mined:	2716	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	5069

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	130
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	75
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	195	Magic Items Found:	3793
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!