Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9369
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8242	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	389546

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4132
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	124
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.