Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3531	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3134	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2165
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1271	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	8952

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	1789	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Runes Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	6800	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.