Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	8999

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Animals Bred:	89
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5249
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	676074
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Meteorites Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	161
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	23
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Void Armor Forged:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.