Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7016	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crops Grown:	8608
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BERRY MC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

What berrymc have in game

Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Laa villa network

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	870301	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.