Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	8147
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
New Chunks Explored:	92371	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	170
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6947	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.