Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	7104
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	259
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3460
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Love Letters Sent:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	4137	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Emeralds Found:	6503
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Farms Harvested:	970	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Runes Activated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mines Excavated:	4768

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!