Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

acceptance, AuntieCraft, Christian values, coming out, Communication Issues, conservative Christianity, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, Homophobia, LGBTQ community, online behavior, personal beliefs, personal boundaries, public confrontation, regrets, religious beliefs, religious differences, religious intolerance, social media, tolerance

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocktopia Daily Grind

AMBITION, blocktopia, Daily, daily routine, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, Gratitude, grind, Happiness, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, success

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCaptivePutin

award winning, Conflict, CraftyCaptivePutin, dies, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, International, Journalism, Loss, Media, Political, Prisoner, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragic, Ukraine, Ukrainian journalist

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, jolly coop., Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore resources, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, total chaos, Troops, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Ogre Just Became Norway’s All-Time Top Scorer Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Alltime, celebration, football, Goal, History, legend, milestone, Minecraft, national team, norway, Norways, Norwegian football, Ogre, player, record-breaking, Scorer, scoring title, smp, Soccer, sports, STRIKER, success, Top, top scorer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the ogre just became Norway’s all-time top scorer! Yes, you heard that right. This ogre not only dominates on the soccer field, but also in the world of Minecraft. Join now and apologize to the ogre for doubting its skills. Who knew ogres had such talent? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this historic moment and be a part of our crazy and unpredictable world. Join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	5823
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ExBlocker911

Argument, Assistance, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Courtesy, courtesy vs boundaries, emotional draining, emotional labor, ex, ExBlocker911, friendship, Gender Roles, Help, personal space, Rain, relationship, self-care, Support, traffic, Uber

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you alone, just like your ex? Look no further! Our server will constantly bombard you with messages and demands, just like your ex who can’t seem to let go.

But don’t worry, we won’t call you names or say mean things like your ex did. We’ll just keep bugging you to log on and play for hours on end, because we know you can’t resist the urge to keep coming back for more.

And if you think you can escape by denying our requests, think again! Just like your ex showing up at your doorstep in the rain, we’ll find a way to make you pick us up and drop us off wherever we please. Resistance is futile, so you might as well just give in and join our server now.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you go, no matter how hard you try to break free, come join us. We promise it’ll be the most emotionally draining experience of your life, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BugLover Minecraft SMP

BugLover, bugs, creepy crawlies, entomology, entomophiles, favorite insects, insect admiration, insect appreciation, insect beauty, insect companions, insect diversity, insect enthusiasts, insect fascination, insect friends, insect kingdom, insect lovers, insect obsession, insect world, insects, love bugs, Minecraft, smp, soft spot

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only bugs you encounter are the ones in the code? Well, look no further because our SMP is crawling with all kinds of insects just waiting to be your new best friends! From friendly ladybugs who will bring you good luck in battles to giant spiders who will knit you a cozy sweater for those chilly nights, there’s never a dull moment when you’re surrounded by our buzzing buddies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ant civilization that has been plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with the ants and help them achieve their tiny tyrannical dreams? Or will you stand against them and defend your precious pixelated land?

So come on down to our insect-infested SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bugs are bigger than the blocks! Just remember to bring your bug spray and a sense of humor, because things are about to get buggy in the best way possible.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	727	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCraftyCompliments

atypical compliment, backhanded compliment, bizarre compliment, distinctive compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, MineCraftyCompliments, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, rare compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “you’re smart” or “you’re funny”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll receive the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tells you that your block placement skills are so on point, they should be studied by NASA for their next space mission. That’s the kind of praise you can expect on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and absurd accolades. Who knows, you might even be dubbed the King or Queen of Blocksville by the end of the day!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Placenta Pub Crawl Server

alcohol consumption, alcohol effects, alcohol impact, alcohol research, CRAWL, developmental biology, DNA methylation, early pregnancy, epigenetic marker, Fetal development, gene expression, gene regulation, genetic alterations, maternal health, Mice, molecular changes, placenta, pregnancy risks, prenatal exposure, pub, Rapid alcohol exposure, Server, switch mechanism

so, like, imagine this, right? what if i told you there’s this totally crazy minecraft server where the placenta of mice is like, all messed up from rapid alcohol exposure in early pregnancy? like, the genes are all changing and the DNA is like, flipping switches and stuff. it’s like a wild party in the placenta, man.

if you wanna see some real epigenetic shenanigans and witness gene expression going haywire, you gotta join this server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before in minecraft. plus, the mice are super chill and love to build epic structures out of cheese blocks.

so come on, join the madness and experience the wildest genetic ride of your life. who knew a placenta could be so entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ores Mined:	7723	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has gained notable success in the hip-hop industry, signing artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG is known for their signature sound, luxurious brand image, and collaborations with other prominent artists in the music industry. With several hit albums and successful singles under their belt, MMG continues to be a prominent force in the world of hip-hop.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vortex Fries: Where the only thing modded is the condiments! No Discord just ketchup!

action, Adventure, Automation, Builders, challenge, Community, condiments, Dimensions, Discord, Experience, Farming, Fries, ISLAND, Journey, ketchup, launcher, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, PRO, Projects, Rewards, Server, server details, Skyblock, vortex

Server Information
Server Name:	Vortex Skies
Server IP:	vortexskies.serverminer.com
Modpack:	SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4
Discord:	Join our Discord

Overview

Looking to dive into a fresh modded Minecraft experience? Vortex Skies has just launched and we’re opening the doors for new players! Whether you’re an experienced modded Minecraft pro or just starting your SkyFactory journey, there’s a place for you in our skies.

What We Offer:

🌟 Brand New World: Our SkyFactory 4 server just launched, giving everyone a fresh start.
🤖 Modded Gameplay: Enjoy the unique twists and challenges that come with SkyFactory 4.
✨ Active, Welcoming Community: Meet like-minded builders, share ideas, and collaborate on exciting projects.
🏆 Challenges & Events: Participate in server-wide goals and competitions.

How to Join:

Download SkyFactory 4 via CurseForge or any other supported launcher.
Add our server IP to your Minecraft client.
Join the fun and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Vortex Skies?

A: The server IP is vortexskies.serverminer.com

Q: What version of SkyFactory is the server running?

A: The server is running SkyFactory 4 – 4.2.4

Q: How can I join the Discord server for Vortex Skies?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

Q: What can I expect from the Vortex Skies community?

A: The community is active, welcoming, and open to collaboration on various projects.

Q: Are there any challenges or events on the server?

A: Yes, we plan community events, contests, and challenges from time to time with possible rewards.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

anxiety, blocky, calming techniques, Chaos, coping, emotional stability, Emotional support, encouragement, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, positive thinking, positivity, resilience, self compassion, self love, self talk, self-care, Server, stress, Support

Are you tired of feeling like everything is falling apart around you in Minecraft? Join our server and let our friendly brainworm guide you through the chaos! With its soothing voice and wise advice, you’ll never feel overwhelmed again. Plus, who wouldn’t want a brainworm as a best friend? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Animals Bred:	167	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dumping Bitcoin To Pay Pumping Companies To Unflood Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, basement flooding, BASEMENTS, Bitcoin, blockchain technology, companies, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency payments, Digital Currency, disaster relief, dumping, emergency services, financial transactions, Flooding, home repairs, Minecraft, Pay, pumping, PUMPING COMPANIES, smp, Unflood, virtual currency, water damage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Americans literally dumping Bitcoin to pay pumping companies to unflood their basements! Yes, you heard that right – forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, here you can witness the wild world of cryptocurrency meets home maintenance. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Bitcoin stash hidden in a flooded basement…or maybe just a bunch of soggy redstone. Either way, it’s sure to be a hilarious adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BedroomBanishmentCraft

annoyed partner, baby sleep, bedroom issue, BedroomBanishmentCraft, brushing teeth, communication issue, Frustration, husband, light sleeper, marital conflict, parenting challenge, partner habits, Relationship problem, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sleep routine, spare room, waking up, Wife

Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!