Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyBlockHQ

Conflict, controversy, CraftyBlockHQ, Development, displacement, expropriated, Government, headquarters, housing units, Humanitarian Aid, international law, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, palestinian refugees, Political unrest, Property, real estate, seized, united nations, UNRWA

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chill Chorinho Minecraft Server

acoustic music, Bossa Nova, Brazilian culture, brazilian music, Brazilian rhythm, Chill, Chorinho, cultural heritage, dance music, Forró, instrumental music, latin music, live performance, Minecraft, music genre, music history, music scene, music style, music tradition, music video, SAMBA, Server, traditional music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic dance parties where we groove to K.k samba, bossa, and chorinho music all night long. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about K.k forró – it’s the main event of our weekly dance-offs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can find rare loot and dance battles with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to dance your way to victory in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minecraft SMP: /Owl/ House General #569

#Boscha, #TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Dana Terrace, Disney, disney channel, general, highlights, Hot Topic, House, Hunter’s Palisman, instagram, interview, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

Welcome to our totally not suspicious Minecraft SMP, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Boscha and her fabulous highlights! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in the world. And don’t even get me started on Lilith’s letter – rumor has it, it contains the secret to unlimited diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s Palisman observations will guide you through the mystical world of our SMP, where Disney Channel links will teleport you to a land of enchantment. And if that’s not enough, Dana’s Twitter is a portal to a dimension of endless possibilities.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between the forces of good and evil, all while rocking some exclusive TOH merch from Hot Topic. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join our SMP today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoVacayForHubby123

albania, bills, Business, child, cleaning, Clients, Cooking, family, greece, husband, Iceland, mexico, night waking, NoVacayForHubby123, nursing, sacrifice, selfish, separate finances, spain, travel, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoVoteNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Civic Duty, civic engagement, democratic process, disenfranchisement, election participation, lack of trust in government, Minecraft, non-voters, NoVoteNoDiamonds, political activism, political apathy, political awareness, political disillusionment, smp, voter education, voter empowerment, voter registration, voter suppression, voter turnout, voting behavior, voting eligibility, voting rights, voting rights advocacy

Listen, if you’re not joining our Minecraft SMP, you might as well be one of those Americans who don’t vote. And we all know what happens to them… they get banished to the Nether! Trust me, you don’t want to end up in a fiery pit surrounded by ghasts and piglins. So join our SMP and vote for a world filled with endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. Don’t be a non-voter, be a Minecraft champion!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2964	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KinkCraft: What’s Yours?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a special “kink” feature where players can customize their characters with all sorts of wild and wacky outfits. Want to dress up as a giant banana riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”

So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magic Items Found:	5326

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Airbucks Paper Co. – Save Trees, Buy Air

#sustainability, Air, Airbucks, animated film, bottled air, Buy, conservation, conservation efforts, consumerism, Deforestation, Dr. Seuss, eco-friendly, Environmental awareness, environmental problems, green living, lorax, nature preservation., Paper, paper money, paper production, Pollution, renewable resources, Save, Thneedville, Trees

come join our minecraft server where we sell bottled air for diamonds! forget about cutting down trees for paper, we make it out of thin air! in our world, you can trade paper money for air, just like in the lorax! but watch out for the sneaky players who try to steal your precious air bottles! join us for a crazy adventure where you can breathe easy and craft without harming the environment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What are Minecraft servers like FinalCraft Skylords ?

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Some servers similar to FinalCraft Skylords include:

1. Skyblock Network: This server offers a classic Skyblock experience with a large player base and regular updates to keep things fresh.

2. SkyRealms: With a focus on both Magic and Technology, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional Skyblock gameplay.

3. SkyFactory: This server takes the Skyblock concept to the next level with a heavy emphasis on automation and resource management.

4. SkyGrid: For a different take on the Skyblock formula, try SkyGrid, where players navigate a grid of floating blocks to survive and thrive.

5. SkyWars: If you enjoy the competitive aspect of Skyblock, check out SkyWars for fast-paced PvP action on floating islands.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to FinalCraft Skylords but with their own unique features and community. Give them a try to see which one becomes your new favorite!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Caved-IN: Where we dig ourselves deeper into trouble! Skills, challenge, and chaos await!

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Main Focus	Bringing challenge to regular survival gameplay
Features	Underground gameplay Item based teleportation Item based protection system Collection “minigame” More weapons, shields and armor Skills Quality of Life modifications
Player Focus	Server is player focused and open to feedback and suggestions
Join Us	Java Edition: play.majakas.ee Discord: https://discord.gg/bdM6yQZJ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I teleport in the server?	To teleport to home, spawn or death location, you need to craft scrolls.
How can I protect my base?	You can claim your base through the GUI by finding or crafting a bell and shift + right clicking it.
What is the collection “minigame”?	The goal is to gather every collectible item in the game (1197 in total). You can check remaining items by interacting with Hans at spawn.
Are there additional weapons and armor?	Yes, you can craft copper or emerald armor, make shields, daggers, battle-axes, spears, and more.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, there are various modifications such as sitting on slabs/stairs, custom nether portal sizes, invisible item frames, and more.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Players Killed by Monsters:	5157
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Meme Magic Minecraft Server

5th of November, 777mil, Anons, ANONYMOUS, bump numbers, correct prediction, diligence, internet culture, keep posting, Kek, Magic, meme, Meme culture, meme hard, meme magic, Minecraft, Online Community, Politics, post numbers, prediction game, recreate conditions, Replying, Server, Trips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or meme magic? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us as we strive to reach the mystical post number of 777 million to unlock the power of meme magic once again.

But that’s not all – on our server, every time someone gets trips, they make a correct prediction about politics! That’s right, our players have the power to see into the future and shape the world with their meme-tastic abilities. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible. Just remember to meme hard and bump those numbers up before the 5th of November!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Wren Friends Minecraft SMP

backyard birds, bird behavior, bird conservation, bird enthusiasts, bird feeders, bird habitats, bird identification, bird migration, bird photography, bird songs, bird species, bird watching, birding adventures, birding apps, birding community, birdwatching gear, birdwatching tips, feathered friends, Friends, Minecraft, nature lovers, smp, Wren, Wrenfriends

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Wrenfriends is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join Wrenfriends, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Little did they know, that chicken statue was actually cursed and came to life, terrorizing the entire server with its clucks of doom. But fear not, our brave players banded together to defeat the evil chicken and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! On Wrenfriends, you can participate in weekly llama races, where the loser has to wear a llama costume for a whole week. You can also join our exclusive underwater basket weaving club, where we craft baskets while dodging angry squids.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wrenfriends today and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on Wrenfriends, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional evil chicken).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AuntieCraft – No Regrets

acceptance, AuntieCraft, Christian values, coming out, Communication Issues, conservative Christianity, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, Homophobia, LGBTQ community, online behavior, personal beliefs, personal boundaries, public confrontation, regrets, religious beliefs, religious differences, religious intolerance, social media, tolerance

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and homophobia? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own LGBTQ-friendly paradise without any judgment from mean aunt Gia!

On our server, you can create a world where love and acceptance reign supreme, just like 1 John 4:8 says. And if anyone tries to spread hate, you can just build a giant rainbow castle to block them out!

So leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Who needs Thanksgiving with homophobic relatives when you can have a blocky celebration with friends who support you? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocktopia Daily Grind

AMBITION, blocktopia, Daily, daily routine, determination, discipline, DRIVE, goals, Gratitude, grind, Happiness, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, success

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you jumping out of bed with excitement every morning! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. Get your groove on while mining for diamonds!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. Who needs horses when you can ride a zombie into battle?

3. Our server has a magical potion that turns all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake. Build your house out of cake and never go hungry again!

4. We have a secret society of talking chickens that will give you quests and rewards for completing them. Who knew chickens were so wise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your most outrageous Minecraft dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	286
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCaptivePutin

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lol join this epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like this journalist tried to escape from russian captivity but failed cuz he didn’t have our server to distract him with epic builds and crazy adventures. u can build ur own prison and try to escape like a pro gamer or u can just chill with ur friends and pretend u r a ukrainian journalist on the run. either way, u gonna have a blast on this server cuz it’s lit af. so join now before u get captured by the russians too lol.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Galactic Troops Minecraft Server

Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, jolly coop., Jolly Cooperation, Latest Patch, lore resources, lore stuff, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, PvP codes, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, total chaos, Troops, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to Total Chaos W Edition, the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch (Hotfix 3.1) includes the ability to ride pigs into battle and throw exploding chickens at your enemies.

Check out our roadmap for upcoming events, such as the Great Sheep Shearing Competition and the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge. And if you’re looking for some jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, join our Steam group where you can share secret codes for epic PvP battles.

Don’t worry if you’re having trouble finding players to join your quest, just back out to the main menu and re-enter the battle barge for a quick workaround. And be sure to check out our Dude Wall, where you can submit your own epic Minecraft creations and see what other players have built.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Total Chaos W Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of exploding sheep or a dragon that sings show tunes. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.