Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dirty little secret is that creepers are actually women in disguise asking for sex! That’s right, our server is filled with scandalous encounters and steamy adventures around every corner. Join us if you dare to uncover the truth behind Minecraft’s most mysterious creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also known for its wild parties and epic build battles. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The stakes are high, but the rewards are even higher.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with surprises, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they might not be as innocent as they seem.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

    Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

    Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft Server

    The Anonymous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 629796 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

    System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

    Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

    So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5438 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CivWorld Minecraft server

    CivWorld Minecraft server
    CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

    Arab Oasis Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most scrungly Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just play Minecraft, we live Minecraft. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP

    Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

    Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

    – Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

    – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    – Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

    TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

    Pixel Planet Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

    – Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

    – But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

    So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    /Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

    Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1219 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

    Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

    The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

    Logs `/co i` are available to each player

    Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

    Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

    Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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