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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9261 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Potions Brewed: | 28 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 8589 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz dis place is LIT AF. like, imagine if school was actually FUN and u didn’t wanna skip a single day. dat’s what dis server is like, but BETTER.
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?
