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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 844 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8190 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3123 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?