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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6531 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1478 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
we got dragons flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers dat dance instead of explode, and pigs dat wear top hats and monocles. u ain’t gonna find dat kinda swag anywhere else, lemme tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party every friday night? yeah, u heard me right. u can bust a move with skeletons and zombies all night long. it’s a real blast, trust me.
so come on down to dis minecraft server and join da party. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. but who hates fun and happiness, amirite?